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Potato Chips, America’s Snack
“America runs on trans-fats.” ~John Goodman America hates having to stop eating between meals. If we could have our way, we would spend all day scarfing down a pile of food with our hands tied behind...
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The Civil War’s Most Glorious Mustaches
“Prrrrfftt plabber prrrftt sorry my glorious mustache was in my mouth, you see.” ~Ambrose Burnside Every great war leaves behind a cultural legacy. The Vietnam War spurned on counter-culture and PTSD....
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Wendy’s Presents America Fun Fact of the Day 9/19- Beef Jerky Potato Chips
“We had a deal. One reference of Wendy’s delicious food for every reference of a strange, crazy American food. That was the deal. That’s what we paid you for. You don’t want the hose again, do...
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The Conspiracy Theorist’s Guide to Groceries
“Hatchets were invented by Aliens to trick the Navajo into alcoholism!” ~Francis Firegrove, AFFotD Conspiracy Theorist A few months back we introduced you to one of our more…eccentric writers in the...
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AFFotD’s Guide To American Super Bowl Parties
“Goddamn it, no, we’re not putting the Puppy Bowl on the other television, stop asking.” ~American Super Bowl Party Hosts Over the years, the Super Bowl has gone from a half-assed sporting event where...
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The Best Potato Chip Flavors You’ve Probably Never Tasted
“No, dammit, I said weird things we’d WANT to eat. Yes, we’re going positive this time round. No, I’m not drunker than normal. Just get it done.” ~AFFotD Editor-in-Chief Johnny Roosevelt When we...
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The Strangest Flavors of Lay’s Potato Chips in the World
“What? But…why?” ~Your Taste Buds The potato chip—America’s most effective salt delivery system since 1853. We as a nation eat 1.5 billion pounds of the stuff a year, which pares down to about 4...
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The Worst Pringles Flavors in American History
“You Don’t Just Eat ‘Em” ~Wait, That’s The New Pringles Motto? That Sucks Pringles are the ultimate embodiment of America’s commitment to unhealthy but delicious food. They were invented by Procter...
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AFFotD Ranks Lay’s Regional Potato Chip Flavors
“Here’s a funny flavor. Buy our potato bits.” ~The Marketing Team at Lay’s Potato Chips Lay’s potato chips has a history of coming up with strange flavors, almost as if they know that coming up with...
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